What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 03:09

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Everyone loved it.

So, the docs changed it to read

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

How can reading fiction be turned from escapism into personal growth?

Thumbs down again.

share office space ...

The "F1" Reviews Are In - Dark Horizons

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

No, not a chance

Minds and Behinds

How do you like to be pegged?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Then came..

No way

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Another attempt resulted in ...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Loons and Moons

Just Forget it!

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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

So they tried

They put up a sign reading

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Hysterias & Posteriors

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Next, they tried...

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

What type of crossdresser are you?

Freaks and Cheeks

Catatonics & High Colonics

No go.

What is the dirtiest city in India?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Unacceptable again!

Still no good

Do you agree that AI renders much human cognitive activity (knowledge work) as the equivalent of the old factory floor?

Nuts and Butts

Still no good.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

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